Big Chungus

Big Chungus is the Pokémon evolution of Snorlax. There has been many fakes but the picture on the right was the original, the one and only, Big Chungus. In this case, ME! There have been many many many many many many many many many sightings of this deity. There also have been fake, clickbait parodies like the bottom right picture. Do not trust them. Big Chungus has around 5837437 IQ. This may be smarter than El Hermano but is surpassed by another deity: Globglogabgalab. Big Chungus is made up of the essence of rabbits. This is dangerous. Do not scare the Big Chungus. Big Chungus is still alive and have been for 4.5 billion years.